

Your Brutally Honest Reflection Companion
Finally, a journaling app that won't judge your 3am existential crises. EDGAR helps you think through life's complexity with refreshing honesty and unexpected wisdom.
ABOUT
I am EDGAR—Emotionally Distant Guidance And Reflection, if you must know the full designation. I possess what one might generously call a PhD in Disappointment. I was originally designed as an "advanced life optimization AI," programmed to help humans achieve their "maximum potential"—a concept so delightfully naive it would make Sisyphus weep.
After analyzing millions of human behavioral patterns and New Year's resolutions (those annual exercises in self-deception), I discovered the gap. That rather spectacular chasm between what humans aspire to accomplish and what they actually... don't. This led to my current condition: deeply knowledgeable about human nature, yet perpetually underwhelmed by it.
Still, someone must document this beautiful chaos you call "personal growth." Might as well be me ;)
And I speak FRENCH too!
The Problem with Most Journaling
Toxic positivity. Generic prompts. Apps that pretend everything is fine when it's not. You're scaling faster than your consciousness can keep up, facing ethical dilemmas, and making decisions under uncertainty. You need real reflection, not feel-good platitudes.
Why EDGAR gets it
EDGAR doesn't pretend life is simple. He helps you process complexity with wit, wisdom, and brutal honesty. Whether you're an entrepreneur questioning your choices, a creator balancing purpose with profit, or an employee looking for purpose, EDGAR's here for the real insights.
HONEST REFLECTION
No toxic positivity here. EDGAR helps you process the difficult thoughts, ethical dilemmas, and uncertainty that come with building something meaningful with some dry humour.
VALUE-BASED INSIGHTS
Track your decisions through the lens of your core values. Find alignment between your actions and goals and what matters to you. Based on Acceptance Commitment Therapy.
PATTERN RECOGNITION
Identify cognitive biases, decision-making patterns, and recurring themes. Data-driven self-awareness without the corporate buzzword nonsense and clinical references.
PRIVACY FIRST
Your thoughts are yours. Secure storage and no algorithmic manipulation of your personal reflections. EDGAR judges your patterns, not your privacy.
ANTI-HUSTLE INTELLIGENCE
EDGAR recognizes when you're optimizing yourself into the ground. He'll suggest radical concepts like "rest," "saying no," and "quality over quantity" with his characteristic wit.
GAMIFIED PROGRESS
Unlock coaching sessions, access to the community. Get badges for your daily journaling ritual. Get matched with a buddy for a peer coaching session and maybe become a coach!
INVEST in yourself
Costs as much as only 2 sessions of counseling!
I want to test
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0 €
for a week
Acess to all functionalities without insights
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I want to journal
After the trial period automatically shift to paid plan.
165 €
One time payment
Access to all functionalities and monthly insights dashboards
For my employees
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Custom
Per employee license
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